I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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