There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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