The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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