We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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