No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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