I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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