Don't you send me to vm
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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