even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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