you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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