my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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