You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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