We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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