If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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