Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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