If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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