I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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