Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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