"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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