you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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