Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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