hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
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I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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