He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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