I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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