I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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