He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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