It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
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Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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