well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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