you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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