Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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