Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize