is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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