Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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