So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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