I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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