Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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