White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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