That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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