oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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