chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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