I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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