They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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