dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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