she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
ttyl tear gas
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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