Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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