Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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