alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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