Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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