nut hugger
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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