They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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