she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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