I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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