dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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