i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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