Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just gargled with NyQuil
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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