you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Someone shattered a urinal.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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