how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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